Alright, this definitely escalated beyond imagination. Still it's a fun project.

Funny and somewhat balanced. It shows in the subtext that it's not just about "the good old days".

OK, now that's a funny consequence of how authorities behave which are taken into account by criminals.

Somewhat surprising, never looked at ketchup this way but indeed it's a fair non-newtonian fluid. I guess it didn't occur to me because I user and encounter it too seldomly. :-)